When I was a teenager my friend gave me a pirated VHS tape of a film called Wicked City. I was already a fan of Anime, particularly the films of Hayao Miyazaki, so I figured this would be a more adult version of My Neighbour Totoro. I could not have been more wrong. This music video for Finnish Electro outfit Huoratron (pronounced Whore-A-Tron) brings back all those teenage wet nightmares. The clip has a girl of such bonder inducing hotness that I was reaching for the kleenex until something stopped me. Then I covered my quivering penis as though I was watching a testicle mashing blooper reel from a skating demo.

I don’t know if this is some community service announcement about the dangers of unprotected sex, but it worked on me. I’ll never have sex without a shotgun or a crowbar on me at the least.

The following video is completely and utterly NSFW on every level imaginable.

“CORPORATE OCCULT” Huoratron Music Video from Cédric BLAISBOIS on Vimeo.