Articles By: Statler

The Best Hipster comic I’ve ever read

This little strip by Luke Pearson is indicative of many conversations I’ve had with my fellow tragic hipsters. The band names alone are worth a read.

Snoop Dogg digs True Blood

Snoop Dogg digs True Blood

Snoop Dogg raps an ode to True Blood’s Sookie Stackhouse complete with both kinds of women – bitches and ho’s.

Alan Wake: a scary super mario bros

Alan Wake: a scary super mario bros

Alan Wake is a bit on the corny side, but in the same way that Twin Peaks was. Yes, it was cheesy, but you were still entertained.

The Stuff of Walt Disney’s nightmares

The Stuff of Walt Disney’s nightmares

This ludicrous short, by German animation studio Film Bilder, is the equivalent of dropping some brown acid while watching Ren & Stimpy reruns until you vomit up Mickey Mouse. Yes, you read that correctly.

I want to have sex with this… um… girl?

I want to have sex with this… um… girl?

This music video for Finnish Electro outfit Huoratron will make you aroused before mercilessly stomping on your libido until you cry like a girl. Think Aphex Twin’s ‘Come to Daddy’ getting raped by a live action hentai film and you’re fairly close.

McSweeney’s understand the niche

McSweeney’s understand the niche

McSweeney’s iPhone app proves once again that if you’re going to do something, then it’s not worth doing right, it’s worth doing spectacularly well.

Old Men Love Vanilla

Old Men Love Vanilla

When the Beastie Boys released a B-side called Booming Granny, I’m guessing these were the ladies they had in mind.

iWood if I could

An iPhone case made from a single piece of precision carved wood? Heck yes.

Incredible Monocycle

Clowns can finally cruise around town in style, thanks to Liam Ferguson’s winning design for a motorbike that means you’re always popping a wheelie.

What if The Big Lebowski was written by Shakespeare?

What if ‘The Dude’ was ‘The Knave’?

Adam Bertocci has taken one of the greatest films of all time and Bilbo Shakespeared it into something beautiful and giggle worthy. You just haven’t lived until you’ve seen John Turtorro’s famous line “Nobody fucks with the Jesus” turned into “Thou speakest rightly, sir. No man misdeals with Joshua Quince, by Jesu”